Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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