Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
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Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Im part way to drunk.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
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