im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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