oh god the rape fog is back!
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
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