One girl and one boy is just not enough.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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