Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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