Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Even the bartender felt bad for me
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
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I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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