Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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