no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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