I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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