I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
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I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Do you remember whose house we're in?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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