your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i would punch a child for taco bell
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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