i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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