i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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