4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
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I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
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Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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