Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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