white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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