ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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