Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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