my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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