Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
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I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
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