There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
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You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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