Sry I called you an 8
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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