who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
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eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
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If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Sext me about skeletons
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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