i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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