I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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