what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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