Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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