i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Shame is for Republicans.
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