Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
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He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
i believe in u and ur pee
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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