Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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