Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
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its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
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we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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