We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
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they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
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i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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