We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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