He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
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I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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