Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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