i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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