Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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