? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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