remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
it glows. i had to have it.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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