so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Of course I have a pirate flag
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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