"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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