Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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