She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
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some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
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June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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