Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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