could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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