The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
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He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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