is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
We are all done wearing pants today
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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