sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
you had me at cake vodka
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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