actually, I'm a sock model
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
