Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
of course. lets lasso hookers.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
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You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
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You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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