No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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