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(404): View more from Georgia

Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.

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Two?

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Two.

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(586): View more from Michigan

sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night

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(520): View more from Arizona

I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...

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I'm eager to hear this explaination.

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(516): View more from New York

The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".

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(613): View more from Ontario

have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?

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(650): View more from California

So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.

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(802): View more from Vermont

Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France

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