Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
My liver is preforming stress tests.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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