i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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