Why are handjobs necessary in class?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
The adults are the big ones right?
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