We won't sleep together?
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased