like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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