Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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