John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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