She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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