I hate all girls vehemently.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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