he thought i was a dude.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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